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When your name is Nate and you realize just how fortunate you really are.
Nate: Ya know what? I go to one of the best schools in the state, my mother loves me unconditionally, I have a rich bestfriend, I get new Jordans regularly, and the bitches be lovin' on me. I really am fortuNATE.
Brendon: Ya, I wish my name was Nate.
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King of fools , he thinks he's freaky but really not ,
Never understands shiit and looks like short , short af, and brainless, he thinks he's really doing something.
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King of fools , he thinks he's freaky but really not ,
Never understands shiit and looks like short , short af, and brainless, he thinks he's really doing something.
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An Agent of Fortune is a Traveler not anchored by standard materialism. Although he may desire material things, his position actually influences and inspires other people to make decisions beneficial to their future of physical and spiritual needs. Legend has it; the Agent of Fortune is picked by a supreme spiritual entity or entities. And through his indoctrination as such, he has seen or been to the future and therefore is cursed because of what he knows or has seen. Supposedly their movement through time is completely different than normal people. They may not seem as affected by certain events or even the passage time like other people. Another quality they possess is being annoyingly positive in the worst of situations. You may meet one and never know; which is why they remain so obscure. They also phase in and out of social settings as if they were never gone or even there. And that's because of their relationship to time. Unfortunately they can't make people choose the correct decision or path. That is still left up to the individual in question.
The best example that can be given for an "Agent of Fortune", is for a person to think back from where they are now, to what influenced their success. If it was a man, then he was most likely an Agent of Fortune or a male muse, likewise, if it was a woman, then she was a Muse. Agent of Fortune examples are obscure; whereas the examples of a Muse are bountiful. Like the Oracle in the movie the Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves (Neo), the Oracle only told him what he needed to hear to make proper decisions, not necessarily what situation truly existed. Although the Oracle already knew the situation.
Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.
Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.
A person born lucky, such as to a wealthy family.
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"
Wow, that guy is such a fortunate son
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Furry slang that refers to a female dog's vagina due to it's similar shape to a Chinese dessert cookie. The female equivalent of a “red rocket” being used to describe a dog's penis.
Ron: Do you remember that red female dog from the movie Balto?
Bob: Yeah, I wonder how big is her fortune cookie.
Rob: Get help.
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