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National sleep in day! Sleep in! No work, No school! No nothing!
Bro have you heard of December 1?" Nah, what is it?" National sleep in day!"
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This is the day beautiful souls were born. When you see someone born on this day you’ll know they’re a gem. They are funny, loyal, and exciting to be around.
“OMG! It’s that guy born on December 1”
“He’s so amazing”
“Well duh he was born on December 1”
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Today is national find you’re friend a boyfriend day. cough cough gavriella is single
amaya: it’s december 1st i better go find my friend a boyfriend
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the day all guys are excited for
person 1: "i can't wait for December 1"
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "because it all cums out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
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People born in December have a big open heart but can be very stubborn when needed. They are gorgeous and are bound to have a boyfriend/girlfriend. You are lucky to know a December 1 person.
Person 1: Did you know her birthday is on December 1.
Person 2: Yes , of course, look at her.
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National Walk Your Pet to A Starbucks and Invite them for a Pupicino
Me and Mike are going to starbucks tomorrow because it’s December 1
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National End of No Nut November, more commonly known as NENNN. It marks the end of the month where you cannot nut and you can finally ejaculate to your heart’s content.
Guy 1: It’s December 1! No Nut November has finally ended!
Guy 2: I can finally fuck my girlfriend again! Have I introduced you to her yet? Her name’s Righty. Shhhh though, I’m cheating on her with her twin sister Lefty.
Guy 1: Fuck man-
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