January 11

People born on this day have massive cocks and their dick energy is off the charts

Damn Daniel you got a massive cock!
You must've been born yesterday January 11th

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January 11

This is national Ask Him/Her Out Day, this is the day when you finally confess you feelings.

Boy: oh look it’s January 11th!
Girl: will you go out with me?
Boy: of course, your beautiful and amazing.

January 11

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 11
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day

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January 11

If you were born on january 11, you are a god, everything you wish will come true.

January 11 is a great day!

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January 11

If you are born on January 11, you are a feisty beast. RAWR! You are usually short. And usually thicc. Ching! Most of the time you are Czech. Chong! You are nice and your future is looking snazzy.

Man, she’s a feisty beast. She must have been born on January 11th.

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January 11

The day a angel was born. He has amazing friends and a big massive cock. He also has people who envy him!

January 11 what a day to be born!

January 11

national kiss your SO day

emmy; hey it’s January 11th
me: oh I better go kiss my bf

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