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This is the day where the nicest, cutest, funniest, and most adorable girl was born, if you ever meet a girl born on this day cherish her and love her with all your heart. You won’t find a more perfect girl (to cuff 😏) and want to be your girlfriend. She might’ve made some mistakes but when she says sorry she means it with all her heart and hopes whoever she’s apologizing to forgives her. The person she loves the most she will always stay with and be by there side no matter what happens. If you meet a girl as special as this one keep her close because she’ll be there with you forever, if you have the chance get with her and keep her forever because she’s going to be that one special girl in your life that you keep forever.
Guy: bro why does that girl drive me crazy 🤤
Guy1: dude she was born on May 11
Guy: I wanna cuff bro
Guy1: honestly though
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National beat the shit out of someone day
Oh its May 11 I get to nationally beat the shit out of you today
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The person on this day has the BIGGEST PENIS out of all their friends
That guy was born on may 11 he has a big penis
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THe day of the year that some of the most prestigious and wonderful people were born on. Taurus - these people are obstinate, persevering and intelligent. They can sometimes be rude, but they know what they want. Those who were born on May 11 include the following
""Never hate a song that's sold a half million copies."
Irving Berlin
(05/11/1888 – 09/22/1989)
Russian composer
(with Bing and the Andrews Sisters)
"The only sin is mediocrity."
Martha Graham
(05/11/1894 – 04/01/1991)
US choreographer, dancer
"Take me! I am the hallucinogenic!"
Salvador Dali
(05/11/1904 – 01/23/1989)
Spanish surrealist
"There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers."
Richard P. Feynman
(05/11/1918 – 02/15/1988)
Nobelist Physicist, teacher, storyteller, bongo player
"Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference."
Mort Sahl
(05/11/1927 – )
Canadian comic
"Never exalt people because they're in your family; never exalt people because they're your color; never exalt people because they're your kinfolk. Exalt them because they're worthy."
Louis Farrakhan
(05/11/1933 – )
US Islamic leader
"Send me out into another life. But get me back for supper."
Faith Popcorn
(05/11/1947 – )
US management consultant " <<taken from www.born-today.com>>
Hey today's May 11. Yes it is, it's Allison's birthday, that stubborn bull"
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Grab tities day.
Boys go wild.
Girls if you wanna get them back grab their dick.
Guy, *grabs girls tits*
Girl, “hey why did you do that”
Guy, “it’s May 11”
Girl, “oh yeah” *grabs guys dick*
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Wow that guys born on may 11 hes a bloody legend
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