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It is a glorious day where you find the sexiest girl you know and smack her on the ass and ask for nudes.
Guy:*smacks girl on ass*
Girl: WTF
Guy: don't worry it's April 11th
Girl: oh ok, you want nudes too?
Guy: hell yeah!
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The day were Matthew Fahey wakes up from his 27 year slumber to get out of his sewers and slap your ass cheeks left to right.
What the bitch is that Matthew fahey? Time to dip mutha fucka, OH SHIT ITS APRIL 11th
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National slap as day is abroad! Go to your guy friends and smack there ass (include no homo) walk to your girl and slap her ass too!
April 11th, national slap ass day. The day of the ass.
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If news of April 11th got to you too late, you're in luck ! April 18th is National April 11th redo day ! You can officially grab ass without (horrid) consequences.
To grab ass is to embrace the heavens themselves. With this day you are able to "redo" April 11th; grab ass day.
"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"
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Anyone who ask you for a titty pic you gotta send it to em no questions asked
Boy:Hey its April 11th
Girl: you right (sends 🍒)
National eat your girlfriend out day
John: "Hey babe its April 11th".
Suzie: "ok babe come eat this pussy"
It's not April 10th it's also not April 12th it's just April 11th... It's seriously been called out the be the most boring day ever in 1954.
Do you know what happened on April 11th?
Nothing...