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Boys let the girl decide what you grab.
Girls, you are in control today. Make that guy grab whatever you want.
Guy, *tries to grab girls ass*
Girl, “uh uh, it’s May 13. I decide what you grab”
Guy, “okay what then”
Girl, “grab my tits you horny teenager”
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National Game Day, on this day you are staying home from school and playing games the whole day.
Person1: Did you know it’s National Game Day tomorrow?
Person2: Yeah! It’s May 13th tomorrow! Let’s stay home and play games tomorrow!
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National Give Your Homies Head Day
National Give Your Homies Head Day is preferably the best holiday of the year! This holiday occurs on May 13
You: Yo, you know what day It is?
Homie: Nah bro. What day is it?
You: National Give Your Homie Head Day
Homie: Ah shit...
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If you was born on this day you are AWESOME!!! you are nice and sassy!!!
IT'S MAY 13!!!!
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On this day a bf must send his gf a cute picture/selfie of himself.
Girl1:Look my bf sent me this cute selfie!
Girl2: Wait, why did he do that, he usually never sends you his selfies
Girl1: Oh, it’s may 13
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May 13 is when girls get to suck dick
May 13 : all girls go get some
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