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December 13th is the day where sMeXy💕 people are born.. soo sLaP thEm iN tHe bAcKkk 😈
your birthday’s December 13th Emily? THeN u GeT a SlAp
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December 13th is slap your tall friend day!
"Ow, why did you slap me?"
It's December 13th and you're tall!"
December 13th Natitonal Kiss your bsf day! :p
Girl 1: Hey its December 13th! *kiss*
Girl 2: ? What was that for??
Girl 1: Search December 13th on urban dictionary to find out!
National kick your best friend ALL DAY day
Me:*kicks*
Brandon: “ hey what was that for!”
Me: “it’s December 13th”
Both males and females possess mammary glands. On this day the females attempt to milk their partners in order to commemorate the evolutionary destiny of our species.
Sonia: Paul! My nipples are worn and tired. For once my teets may rest in peace as it is December 13th and I will caress your manly mammary glands in my palm.
Paul: *facepalm*
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December 13th: At 12:00am to 12:01am drop dead no matter where you are.
On December 13th everyone dropped dead.
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The day where the world will be blessed with Harry Styles’ second album “FINE LINE”. Nothing else may be celebrated on this day. Thank you, goodnight
December 13th is the day of an iconic album release
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