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A National holiday where a pedophile and rapist got kicked from a discord server, and we lived in peace.
Me: dude did you here what happened on May 14th
Someone: yeah glad he was kicked
Me: same
National two truths and a dare day
Today is the day any friend can challenge you do two truths and a dare and you must comply but you can then challenge them back
Person 1 : Hey it's may 14th you know what that means
Person 2 : fineeee but you're getting them right after!
The day when a generation's dreams were destroyed. Basically, a trauma.
“The 14th May elections were our last chance.”
National squeeze your Girlfriend’s squishys day
Boyfriend: “hey it’s may 14th, can I squish your squishys?”
Girlfriend: “Give me a good reason why you pervert”
Boyfriend: “It’s national squeeze your girlfriend’s squishys day!”
Girlfriend: “ohhhh ok you can then”
May 14th is bff day, BEST FEMALE FRIENDS DAY! today is the day to go out and have fun with your FEMALE friends and appreciate how hot, amazing, and cool they are.
Did you hear how awesome May 14th is? Its best female friends day!
The day pretty ass people were born.
Person 1: Hey Ri’s birthday is on May 14th!
Person 2: Wow really? That explains why she’s so mother fucking attractive and beautiful.