national match your bitmoji day
my outfit is matching my bitmoji outfit on may 16th
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National kids your boyfriend day
This is a day where you go get ready look nice freshen up your breath and kiss you boyfriend.
Bf: hey itβs May 16th you know what that means..
national kids your boyfriend day
Gf: ok *kisses* there
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National give chiara a blow job day!
Jd: its may 16th no wonder I can't find chiara. Everyone is giving her a blow job.
chiara: ahh~
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If you were born on this day you are GORGEOUS. People born on May 16th are sweet and super fun to be around!
- I love hanging out with you, youβre so nice!
- thanks! i get that a lot, i was born on may 16th
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May 16th is national kiss the homies day. Remember, kissing the homies isnβt gay; cheeks and the forehead are the best places. Girls are homies too ;)
βYo m8! iIts May 16th- National Kiss the Homies Day!β*kisses homie on the forehead* βno homo tho broβ
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The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace
Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind
A day where you send you closest homies a picture of your cock and balls and they rate it out of 10
Johnny its May 16th where my picture bro?
Oh thats my bad here you go!
I rate it a good 8 out of 10 Johnny!
Thanks bro!