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National give your girlfriend a present
Here baby is your present for today since it’s August 17.
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The day when the most handsome men are born. They deserve everything.
person:”oh whens your birthday?”
me:”august 17th”
person:”omg marry me”
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National Have Sex Day! Call your partner or anyone really and get to fucking
Her: Hey babe come over rn
Him: Why?
Her: Because its August 17
Him: Aye let me go buy some condoms
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August 17 is Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
She is amazing...you really don't deserve her...you'd better buy her love by getting her something really great!
Girl: My boyfriend bought me a huge teddy bear for August 17th!
Boy: What is August 17th?
Girl: It's Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
Boy: Oh...I didn't give my girlfriend anything...maybe that's why she left me for a girl.
Girl: Yeah, boys kind of suck. We only keep y'all around for the presents!
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Give your crush your skanky P.E. sock day
If you are born on this day there go's your socks
Good luck
Person 1: hey whens your birthday?
Person 2: August 17th
Person 1: so that's were all your money go's to buying p.e. socks
Person 2: absolutely right sir
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National surprise the opposite sex day
Boy: It’s my birthday today, august 17th
Girl: Damn, take a quick peek up my skirt
Boy: Woah why so sudden
Girl: Cause your born on august 17th
National give your bf head day
Bf: hey its august 17
Gf: okay, what does that mean?
Bf: its national give your bf head day
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