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July 17th is celebrate the gulag day!
“Shit! Tomorrow is july 17th, we have to decide which businessman we’re gonna kill...”
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July 17 is the international day of slapping your GF's sexy ass. You can slap her ass as many times as you like and if she doesn't let you slap her ass you should find somebody else because slapping your girl's sexy ass is a must in a relationship.
Me : "Hey babe do you know what day it is ?"
GF : "No, what day is it ? "
Me : "It is July 17 that means that it's international day of slapping your GF's sexy ass !"
GF : "International day of what ?"
Me : *slaps her sexy ass*
GF : *smiles*
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Friend: I wish I could do the lottery
Me: Yea you could because todays July 17th
The birthday of the skinniest people in the world
person: When's your birthday
Girl: Oh July 17
Person: oh figures *looks up and down*
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People Born on this day Are Kings, they are full on attitude and will be the boss of anyone who decides to mess with his/her family or friends. These guys are absolute legends
Person 1: that guy is a king.
Person 2:yeah he was born in July 17
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Spank your bf/gf butt day! A day were you give that big booty a smack and they can’t say anything about it!
Kally: hey Kyle *smacks butt*
Kyle:hey what the crap babe
Kelly:honey it’s July 17!
Kyle:oh crud!!!!
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The day whores and pussy suckers are born
july 17 is basically what i said in the definition
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