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April 17 is national kiss day
April 17 is national kiss day is when you kiss the person you talk to or kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend if they kiss you first let them
National day of touchin hands. Hands most definitely must touch each other at least 52 times a day or a midget beats you with his lottery tickets.
Last night i only touched my moms hands 51 and i almost died from a midget on april 17
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International Bat Appreciation Day
Thank you bats for allowing me to stay inside all day because coronavirus. -Me on April 17
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On this day you should pick up your short friend and throw him down the hall and yell "THIS BITCH UGLY! YEET!"
Wes: "Aaaah! What are you doing?"
Jack: "It's April 17th"
Wes: "Oh no..."
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April 17th is national shut the fuck up day. Gay, straight, boy, girl, transgender doesn't matter just shut the fuck up.
Hey dipshit it's april 17, so maybe you should shut the fuck up.
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National suck dick day! A day challenging all you thots to suck a strangers dick. Have fun and don’t choke.
Why is she sucking everyone’s dick? Must be April 17.
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