The best day to cuddle up with your loved one or watch Netflix and give them head.
Girl- hey itβs January 17th you know what that means!
Boy- Iβll be over at 8.
126π 22π
People who are born on this day are the best! They are kind, hard working, flexible, and very pretty.
Did you know that her birthday is January 17th?
That explains everything!
18π 2π
Give your boyfriend a hug day.
Come on, give a hug to your boyfriend for being confident on January 17!
15π 1π
National fuck your girlfriend day
Itβs January 17,Go fuck your girlfriend
23π 4π
National Smack a bitch, beat your meat, anime titties, hoe around, and slap ur friend day. Also.... u have a big penis
Person: Hey!
Me: what
Person: It's January 17
Me: ok
56π 26π