The best day to cuddle up with your loved one or watch Netflix and give them head.
Girl- hey it’s January 17th you know what that means!
Boy- I’ll be over at 8.
People who are born on this day are the best! They are kind, hard working, flexible, and very pretty.
Did you know that her birthday is January 17th?
That explains everything!
Give your boyfriend a hug day.
Come on, give a hug to your boyfriend for being confident on January 17!
National fuck your girlfriend day
It’s January 17,Go fuck your girlfriend
National Smack a bitch, beat your meat, anime titties, hoe around, and slap ur friend day. Also.... u have a big penis
Person: Hey!
Me: what
Person: It's January 17
Me: ok