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*Sees guy at the bar wearing an April 18th shirt*
"Hey!"
*both men salute the greatest of holidays*
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Push your friend into her crush
Her:omg he coming I’m glad it april 18
Friend:Pushes her into him/her
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National Anal Sex Day. Created in 1902 and originally called The Gentleman's Trolley.
It's April 18th again bend over and celebrate.
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April 18 is national grab dick, ass , or boobs day
April 18 , “I grabbed ya butt ,and I grab ya dick “ 😂
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National Get on Your Knees and Suck my Dick Day
Bro 1: Hey what's up
Bro 2: You already know it's April 18th
Bro 1: Oh no...
Bro 2: Get on your knees and suck my dick, bro
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National eat a bag of lays infront of your best friend
Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: *eats a bag of lays*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Its April 18
Guy 1: What is April 18?
Guy 2: *continues eating*
National slap a homophobic/transphobic/rasist!
Tyler:Ew! Your gay!
Sally:*slaps Tyler*
Tyler:Ow why did you do that?!
Sally:It’s April 18, National slap a homophobic day!
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