January 18

It’s national virgins day , to all the virgins out there

It’s january 18 , it’s time to celebrate my virginity.

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January 18

National bitch slapday! Tired of new years resolutions and shitty people telling you need to fix your life well you have an excuse to Fuckin bitch slap them on national bitch slap day.

Toxic friend : "Your so lucky to have a friend that isn't as lame as you loser"
You: *Bitch slaps Toxic friend* "January 18 man national bitch slap day!"
Toxic friend : "Oh my God I'm calling the police"
You: "pshhhh what are they gonna do it's national bitch slap day beech!" *Bitch slaps Toxic friend double*
Toxic friend : *Fatality *

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January 18

Steal your best friends hoodie day

On January 18th you need to say Boi I’m taking yo hoodie for the day.

January 18

National ask a girl out

Hey it’s January 18 yea ur right imma ask savanna out

January 18

Yall better appreciate me is ma moutherfuking birthday biatch. Hahaha. I have the spirit of lord farquaad. U violated the law

'Appreciate meeeeee it's January 18'
'okay then'

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january 18

national spongebob day
watch spongebob and shit idk

roadman 1: wagwan fam
roadman 2: alright blud?
roadman 1: ye lad my birthday on january 18
roadman 2: so wot fam?
roadman 1: its spongebob day
roadman 2: ah that proper peng
random chav: oi roadman, ye you’s proper fire fam is your birthday january 18?
roadman 1: ye fam lets go

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January 18

January 18th is national cuddle with your boyfriend/ girlfriend day :) go give your favorite person hugs, cuddles, and kisses!!

Girl: It’s January 18!

Guy: yes and what about it?

Girl: you’re forced to give me cuddles ☺️