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Idk what to put here man, but it’s august 18th today so
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National loving Cutiefly day! On this day you must build a flower shrine for the best Pokemon ever made, Cutiefly.
"Damn yo, today's August 18th! I gotta go to the store and buy flowers for my Cutiefly shrine!"
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"Holy shit The death of president biden. He got fucking JFKED!!!!!!"
"Wait when?"
"August 18th 2025"
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The day to celebrate and eat Eggplants/ Aubergines!
Today is August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day!
National eat your girlfriend out day!
Girlfriend: hey babe, todays august 18th. You know what that means..
Boyfriend: yep. Spread your legs in coming.
August 18th is national show your boyfriend your knockers day
Boyfriend: heyyyyyyy it's August 18th you know what that means (fish) IT'S NATIONAL SHOW YOUR BOYFRIEND YOUR KNOCKERS DAY
Girlfriend: Jared I don't love you anymore stop texting this number
Claire: hey jay
Jay: hmm?
Claire: It's August 18th
Claire: Come here
Jay gets kisses