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May 18th is the official Julie day. It is the day we celebrate all the julies, and give them some extra looove. If you know someone named Julie, give them a hug on this day. That is importsant.
Frida: Omg, Julie, it's your day today! Do you want a hug?
Julie: Yes please. I would kill for a good huggie right now!
Frida: Does anyone know what day it is?
Peter: it's the international Julie day!
parker: Oh, I have to go hug Julie, my mom.
Bruce: Oh it's May 18th!
Julie: thank you for hugging me.
national soapy titty pics day.
Today is the day where you ask a bhadman for them honkin' bazoobs to be smeared in dawn ultra and have an image sent directly to your private folder.
Some Bozo: Hey what day is it today?
Average man: are you a fucking tart? It's May 18th otherwise known as National Soapy Titty Pics Day!
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If you were born on May 18th you are probably a gay bitch and your name is something like "Conner" like bro stfu.
Bro you were born on May 18th? Haha gay
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national queen vanessa day!!!!
you heard me
on this day you celebrate queen vanessa from a hat in time no questions asked
oh my god its may 18th we gotta go to the manor get on your fucking scooter
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18th of may is national love your homies day
"Hey bro its the 18th of May"
"Oh yeah it is, love you bro"
A lovely day for the directioners, Louis Liam and Niall posted photos of them. It s now an international content day. Cheers.
“I m nit going to sleep on 18th May.”
“Why?”
“It s the day when we will see the boys active on instagram”
National kiss your girlfriend day
Imma go kiss my girlfriend, it's May 18th national kiss your girlfriend day