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April 19 is National Grab Your Homie’s Balls day
P1: hey homie it’s April 19, you know what that means
P2: no
P1 grabs P2’s balls
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give your best friend a grilled cheese on this day
me: i want a grilled cheese
lillian: ok
me: i am lactose intolerant
lillian: what about it? it’s april 19. it’s only right
The day that the most beautiful, smart, amazing, and nicest girl was born. If you know this girl or are able to be around her, you are the luckiest person in the entire world. Her smile will light up the room when she walks in.
Guy: when is your birthday?
Girl: April 19th
Guy: I am graced by your presence
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National fingering day. This is a day where you finger your significant other as many times as you can that day.
Girl:Why did you finger me 12 times today.
Guy:It's April 19 and it's national fingering day
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The day you hug your crush and they kiss you right after!
You: *hugs your crush*
Them: *kisses you* “What, it’s April 19th?”
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Ayo guess whats tommorow?
What April 19?
National Give head day nigga
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