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national give your gf/bf the biggest hug (they deserve it)
m - *hugs*
r - why’d you do that?
m -because it’s july 19th
Person 1: Why does July 19 sound important?
Person 2: Is that the day the Ice Age ended?
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Girl: grabs dick
Guy:🤤
July 19th is the best day for boys
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The day woah vicky found out she was black
Woah Vicky: july 19 was the day I found out I was black
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the best person bday ever. KARL JACOBS BDAY. like if your lady is july 19, u are very swag cause u share a bday with the one and only karl jacobs
“omg ur bday is july 19, ur very swag”
shut your mom
shut ur entire mom
ur entire mom is shut
omg ur dogwater
ur wieners built like a tic tac
karls bdayyy
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hey you know what today is?
what?
national slap ass day it’s July 19
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Only six foot something bad bitches were born on July 19. Bonus is if they’re sticks.
Dean: Dude, it’s July 19, you know what that means?
Crowley: It’s the moose’s birthday.
Dean: No it’s Jared Padalecki’s birthday.
Crowley: Same thing.