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The Minge Dynasty,anachronistically referred to as the Era of the Woolly Mammoth,refers to the period where women sported a full muff. This began as far back as recorded history and continued until the late 1970s and the beginning of the Brazilian Epoch,uninterrupted except during the outbreak of the Black Plague when women shaved their privates to discourage flea infestation.
The Minge Dynasty (?-1979) ended with the advent of the thong and the bikini wax.
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a band that kicks so much arse they only have 2 people in their band a bassist and a drummer and the drummer is vocals i mean how sweet is that. thats like so sweet it makes me crap my pants.
oh man death from above 1979 rocks my anus
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Agreeing with the aforementioned definition, but must reinforce the amount of ass this band kicks.
Holy lord, when Death From Above plays here I'm gonna shit my pants.
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1; noun - the best band that ever existed period. it kicked it hard. Jesse Frederick Keeler was the bassist, Sebastien Grainger was the drummer.
2; verb - to do something beyond human understanding. only ever achieved by the aforementioned band mates.
"oh my god, he just pulled a death from above 1979!" in reality, the previous sentence is impossible, unless "he" is either Jesse Frederick Keeler or Sebastien Grainger.
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Insanely talented duo that make amazing music. Made up of Sebastian Grainger (Vocals/Drums) and Jesse F. Keeler (Bass). The most awesome thing about this band is that the band sounds better with only 2 people then any other band with more people. Jesse is a fucking awesome bass player. I saw them in concert, man was it fucking insane. I shit my pants. They also played Mother by Danzig. Simply awesome.
Good DFA1979 songs-
Romantic Rights
Blood on our Hands
You're a Woman, I'm a Machine
Pull Out
Little Girl
Fuck it, every song on their new album "You're a Woman, I'm a Machine"
You need to hear them. If you never heard DFA1979, you're missing one of the most unique bands in history.
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The day disco died. A controversial day at a baseball game warned people that disco should die and rock should be popular, even though it already fucking was.
My day's fucking shit today. At least not as bad as July 2, 1979
Hey, remember July 2, 1979? Shit, that was cold wigga.
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in 1979, an unknown aircraft had enter the American airspac.,,,, F-22s were quickly dispatched to intercept the unknown aircraft.....,,, what they saw was something they never see befor,,... it was a t-55-15 flying with what seems to be alnti gravity technolgoogo,, the craft then goes a perfect 120 degree angle upwards to dogde the aim 9 sidwinerder from the f-22,,, till this day we sdtill havnt found where the tank is hidne , who was flying it, and where it came from....,,, s
Gaijooble on their way to add the 1979 raptor incident tank as a new soviet premium tank