2 second rule

Used in restaurant kitchens in terms of food dropped on the floor, if it is ownly on the floor for a loose "2 SC" it's still ok to serve to the guest.

"Holy shit, did you see me drop that steak?"
"Your good, ya got it within the 2 second rule."

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2 Seat Rule

Leaving 2 empty seats open that separate yourself and a stranger upon choosing your seat in a movie theater.

Jimmy: Crap! The theater is packed! The 2 seat rule gods are angry!

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2 Week Rule

A rule dictating that a man must wait at least two weeks after a woman gets out of a long relationship to ask her out.

I'm really glad she broke up with that dude, and I want to ask her out, but I should obey the 2 week rule and wait.

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RULE #2

Dont talk about fight club

Rule #1 Do not talk about fight club
Rule #2 Do not talk about fight club

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RULE #2

Your Bassist is a useless cunt.

You: Man, our bassist won't come to practice!
Me: RULE #2.

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Rule 2

Do NOT, talk about /b/.

Some person- What's /b/?
*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Other guy- Rules 1 and Rule 2 bitch.

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Rule 2

Do NOT talk about Rule 1

Person 1: Hey do you remember rule 1?
Person2: Woah bro... rule 2...
Person 1: Sorry I forgot

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