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August 2 It’s we’re u put yo one foot in and put your one foot out
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Snail day. A day celebrating the existence of the best creatures on Earth, snails. All snails are valid. They are friend shaped and thus celebrated on August 2
"Did you know it's snail day? Snails are really the best!"
"Please respect snails on August 2 nd, it's snail day"
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This day is Thicc Boi and awesome people yeet ugly noobs and everybody that is born on this date then they get hot girl friends
O my lord we should not fuck with him he is born on August 2
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National girlfriend day
Hug and cuddle your girlfriend all day. Give he tons of kisses and love her as much as you can
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national croc day!!! 🐊 wear your shoes boys and girls. time to get crocy.
you: why is everyone wearing crocs??
friend: it’s august 2!
you: so???
friend: soooo it’s national croc day!!!!
you: ah. makes sense. i should invest.