2 dollar bill

A Hand-Job from a Filipino transsexual.

Man: "I went down town the other night, and got an old fashioned 2 dollar bill!"

Friend:" Dude... Gross."

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Here's Your 2 Dollars

When Someone is telling you someting and it ceases to be interesting at some point you interrupt them loudly by saying: "Here's your 2 dollars!"

It's actually a reference to the movie "Dirty Work" with Norm MacDonald

"And I realized at that moment, I wasn't even a huma-"
"HERE'S YOUR 2 DOLLARS!"

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25 munchkins for 2 dollars

when a women gobbles up the testicles of 12 and a half men and throws 2 dollars on the ground for them to fight for. while this is happening the women is pleasuring herself.

i want 25 munchkins for 2 dollArs to night

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2 dollar dung ferret

A 2 dollar dung ferrit is a person who has a big enough gap in there teeth to put a 2 dollar coin in the gap. This person also usually has bad hygiene hence the dung ferret.

Michael grace is 2 dollar dung ferret

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Another day, another 2 dollars

It is where you have an unordinary day, contrary to the more common 'Another day, another dollar'

Ana: How has your day been
Josh: Another day, another 2 dollars! Different to the usual.

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Sucky Sucky, 2 Dollar! (SS2D)

Head.

Man that was some good SS2D last night.

All I heard last night was some woman shouting "Sucky Sucky, 2 Dollar! (SS2D)"

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2 dollar argument

When you have an irrational argument over something miniscule and then realize how pointless it was afterwards.

"Did I really just argue over how to dab correctly? That was such a 2 dollar argument.."