March 2

The day where you can skip skewl, get fat, and be kewl, because no one will judge you for no reason at all

Mom:Get ready for school
Daughter:But it's March 2nd
Mom:K

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March 2

national twerking day ! buss down !!

“March 2 is emily’s birthday , on national twerking day !”

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March 2

Hang out with your girlfriend/boyfriend

March 2 is when you hand out with your boyfriend or girlfriend

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MARCH 2

National Eat a Bitch out day

Tia: Bae, U tryna eat me out
Jay: Maybe, Y
Tia: Cause its March 2 eat a bitch out day

March 2

Nation eat out your girlfriend day. ( today is the day to eat her TF out)

You: today is march 2nd, you know what that means?
Girlfriend: I do, come to my room already

March 2

National kiss your bestie day💋

Me: it’s March 2nd

Bestie:*kiss*

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March 2

The date of which a small group in Florida attempt to find and beat up a person named Risk.

Friend 1: Ay Seth, y’know what day it is?

Friend 2: March 2nd?

Friend 1: Mhmm, and you know what we do on March 2nd?

Friend 2: Yeah, let’s got beat that little fuckers ass.

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