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A soccer drill where you shuffle back and forth in between 2 cones 5 feet apart for 2 minutes. It is literal hell.
Fuck you Logan, why did you tell coach to make us do the 2 minute drill. We are going to kill you!
Can be used as an insult for someone that has no originality to there "Swag" and or the level of there "Swag" is common or below tolerable levels
And can be used as a complement depending on the time
When paired up with more time as in 5, 10, 20 minutes ect, the more tolerable or unique the "Swag". 24 hours being the highest and something we all should strive for
When used with less time 10, 5, 2 minutes ect, the stronger the insult and the lacking of "Swag". 2 Seconds is as low as it can get, meaning you should go die, you have No! "Swag"
Example A of "2 Minute Swag": Insult
Pat: Yo Vic check out my new gear son!
Vic: Look at this niggah and his "2 Minute Swag"
Pat: Word!? Vic
Vic:..... Word
Example B: Insult
Kim: Ohhhh girl did you see Dan!? that niggah looks fresh, he's about to get him some ;)
Melly: All that niggah is!, is "5 Minute Swag"
Kim: Really!!!???
Melly: Yeah Kim I thought you knew that?
Kim: Damn... well fuck that bitch ass niggah then
Example C: Complement
Yolly: OMG! Don you like have "30 Minute Swag"
Don: Oh really!! thanks bitch!
Example D: Complement
Pat: Vic shut me down today guys...
Guys: Well Vic has "24 hour Swag"... you should be thanking him for even talking to you
Pat:..... Yeah... your right
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Tryin' not to bust that nut within two minutes.
"Yo, that booty almost got me tutti frutti real quick, homegirl had me running the 2 minute marathon."
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when its gettin late at a party and you just want to scoop some jumpoff up and get ur rocks off, but you gettting desperate. you run the 2 minute drill and try and score before time expires.
damn steve its gettin mad late bitches are starting to leave its time for me to run the 2 minute drill im tryn to leave with something tonight.
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1. A common phrase uttered by guys suffering from premature ejaculation when referring to how long they would last during sex
2. Used to persuade a busy girl to have sex
3. Said to lighten the mood before an intimate encounter
Doctor, I have a problem. During sex I last 2 minutes, maybe 4.
He told me he would last 2 minutes, maybe 4. A minute and a half later, I realized he wasn't joking
A '2 Minute noodle buddy' is a friend that is only your friend for 2 minutes, when they change their mind and find new friends, and then they come back around. It usually happens when they find a bf/gf, and they come back around when the relationship is over.
Person one: So, hows Kate?
Person two: I dunno, she's a 2 minute noodle buddy.
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