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National suck your own dick day
John: "July 4th is in two days!"
Adam: "Who gives a fuck about that, it's July 2nd. Time to hop off mine and start sucking your own dick, John."
John: "Good thing I've been practicing!"
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On July 2 I did whatever my girlfriend told me too, maybe I should respect women everyday!
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you are so beatiful and cool if you were born on that day!
july 2
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A boy gets a free day with a girl day
July 2 All the girls better watch out
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the birthday of an ugly rat named isaac <3
July 2 is isaacs bday ew what ;)
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Anne: what's the date today?
James: oh it's National Orgy Day, July 2nd
Anne: you joining them?
James: only if you join ;)
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