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September 20, a humanitarian disaster. It is also a historic moment where in more than 5,000 people have been either arrested or killed because of them entering Area 51. Too bad they didn’t see Alien titties.
CNN: “Breaking news. Today is September 20 and more than 1000 people have killed after entering Area 51. This day will always be remembered as “The Great American Invasion.”
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september 20 is a time hang out with your boyfriend and give him some nice head.
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International talk like a human day.
In this day, everyone needs to pretend they're aliens who try to disguise as humans.
This day is also mainly purposed to try to catch aliens. I mean, it's pretty hard to act as someone acting like you acting like them.
Alex: "Hello, where is da pizza?"
Bob: "Yes, i am a human, did you watch last night's game of thrones?"
Carl: "Hi alex, hi bob, why are you talking so wierd?"
Alex: "What are you talking about, carl? I am a perfectly normal human who talks perfectly normal humaninan"
Bob: "yes we are talking well today is september 20 talk like a human day why won't we speak humanian?"
Carl: *leaves*
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A day to celebrate all the soldiers who were brave enough to go to AREA 51. Every year we celebrate OUR SOLDIERS on September 20!
September 20 , happy Area 51 day
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If you were bornSeptember 20th you tend to be cute, funny, and smart. Someone born on September 20th have a love for sports. If you meet someone born on September 20th DO NOT leave them you will regret it. Humans born on the 20th of September also tend to have no friends but to still be crushing on someone.
Man one: woah he's good at *insert sport*
Man two: probably because he was born on September 20th
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the day you have to say yes to everything no matter how crazy it is and you have to ask at least one person to shag you but it has to be that day or it doesn't count
me: why are they cutting off each others pubes?
olivia: it’s September 20th
remember they have to say yes to anyone about anything
me: oh yes
Just don't give a fuck day da world doesn't care so you shouldn't either
Tailor : Mia your a ugle ass hoe
Mia : tailor I don't give a fuck about your opinion its September 20th
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