May 20th

I feel bad for anyone who looked this up because it’s their birthday I’m sorry you probably didn’t get the response you were expecting. You do not need to finger your gf and you don’t need to suck your bfs dick.

Apply birthday darlin May 20th be with you.

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May 20th

Still national shut the fuck up and suck Sergio’s dick day! #thunderdripotw

Sergio: Yo It’s May 20th!

All The Ho’s: *Start sucking cause they can’t talk*

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May 20th

Boys give there crush their hoodies! No one can say anything about it

Girl:Hii
Boy: Heres my hoodie
Girl: why
Boy:its may 20th
Girl: awwww
Boy: yay

May 20th

National suck your boyfriends dick day

May 20th is blowjob day

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May 20th

National “You are a Bird” Day

Person 1: yo, what’s your birthday?
Person 2: May 20th
Person 1: Ha ha, you’re a bird

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May 20th

National finger your gf day

May 20th is a day you pleasure your gf

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May 20th

Become straight for day day.

Gay person 1: Im glad im not straight
Person 2: Its may 20th!!!
Gay person: Welp i guess im straight now
*Gay person turns straight*