the day a stupid bitch was born but also the day an amazing mom was born. fuck you natalie
“bro it’s january 20th!”
“yeah it’s my moms birthday. that dumb cunt natalie was born today”
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The day America will collapse in on itself.
Trump supporter: Only a few days left until January 20th!! So excited!!
Anti-Trump Supporter: AW HELL NO! I'M MOVING TO CANADA!!!
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Birthday of THE perfect anime boyfriend, Anyone born on January 20th is amazing, hot, incredibly intelligent, and very athletic.
Wow you see name over there, yeah they were born on January 20th according to urban dictionary their hot, amazing, intelligent, and very athletic🤩
Cum drowning awareness day, we take this day to highlight the ever increasing amount of cum drowned victims that are found each day. Drowning in cum has been observed to have tons of negative effects on the human body such as death, respiratory problems, and dirty hair.
January 20th is cum drowning awareness day.
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the biggest bitch ever is born. stuck up, rude, and has hot friends.
damn she’s so full of herself. i bet she was born on january 20th
National wear your chucks day in honor of Kamala Harris becoming not only the first woman in the White House but also a woman of color.
National Wear your chucks day is January 20th in honor of Kamala Harris becoming the first woman and woman of color Vice President.
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The moment a beautiful goddess was born.
On January 20th 2009 4:00 am a goddess was born.
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