March 20th

You must give a blowjob to someone born on this day who also happens to have their first name start with an I

Ivan’s birthday is on the 20th? Welp time to suck his big juicy SHCLONG (because his name starts with an I and his birthday is on March 20th. He must get a blowjob)

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March 20th

National tell your 10 closest friends your real truest opinion about them day.

Rachel, i hate you!
Samantha! How rude!
Its march 20th
Oh okay then, youre smelly.

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March 20th

So basically march 20th.

Friend: Fuck you.

Me: March 20th

March 20th

send your a bf yo booty

i’m so excited about March 20th

March 20th

Steak and Blowjob Day

Women have February 14th, men have March 20th

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march 20th

national no junk food day!

keep yourself healthy!!!!!

*slaps burger out of friend's hand* rebbeca its march 20th you cant eat a burger
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March 20th

The day Chad Lee was raped. He was shoved against the side of his car while his subwoofers were hitting. And raped by 3 former jail mates that had just escaped prison. They found him alive laying on the ground wearing a pink G-String.

On March 20th Chad Lee was molested.

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