When you and 20 other blokes drop their daks and show their cocks to the incumbent president. No-homo.
A Trump's farewell, I saw a lineup of 21 guys drop their daks and flop their cocks, giving Trump's 21 gun salute.
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An attempted shit where one makes loud intense farts, but no actual crap comes out.
I wish I could deuce, but all I've been doing in the bathroom is a 21 gun salute shit.
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The innate desire after dropping a turd of some substance to stand up and watch it pass as you flush - to admire it and pay your last respects as it were.
After stretching my sphincter to its Matrix-like limits, I had to given that turdzilla a proper 21 gun toilet salute.
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