October 21st

Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day
On October 21st Every Girl Has To Give A Guy There Scrunchie, If They Do Not Participate It’s Fine But Everyone Should Participate.

Bro did u hear about October 21st

Yeah dude that’s sick

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The 21st century

(2000 - 2100-AD) A very depressing and rather harsh place, filled with guns and robots and the government always watching you. There are no rights, no freedom, and everyone is criticized for who they are and what they believe. 50% of all Americans end up in jail, and taxes will increase for both the rich and poor. Paradise will only remain with 0.5% of the world, while everyone else has to do exactly as they are told. It is slavery, and poverty, and homeless people roaming the forests butt-naked smoking a 17th century pipe. People live their lives exactly the way they were when they first became adults, and will lead depressing lives with 0% satisfaction. Suicide will increase by 75%, mainly for the middle-class people. of course, you could build a time-machine and go back to the old days, though the first test would probably kill every person on Earth, who wants to live a negative life anyways?

The 21st Century is hell. Do not be fooled by robots and techno music, for those were the old days.

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January 21st

National hug day.

She's born on January 21st, little did she know it's also national hug day.

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October 21st

National throw your friend in the road!!

You can throw or push your friend in the road and you wont get in trouble

Me: hey wanna go for a walk

Friend : sure
* walks*
Me: GUESS WHAT
friend : what?
Me : * pushes friend in road*

Pushing your friend in the road means that if u dont push ur friend in the road are you really their friend ? This day is o October 21st so dont forget

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April 21st

National send your tits day.

Person 1: yooo it’s april 21st
Person 2: I’m boutta get some good titties then
Person 3: hi I’m Winston from overwatch
Person 1: holy shit it’s Winston

Winston: overwatch

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November 21st

Universal Veg Manchurian Day.

On 21st of the month of November, every intelligent life in the universe is ordered to feast on the brutally underrated dish, The Veg Manchurian with tomato ketchup. This is declared as a respect to The Queen of Manchurian Dynasty on the occasion of her Birthday. Period.

#vwgmunchirianforlife

Random person: it's November 21st.
Everyone: LET'S GO HAVE SOME VEG MANCHURIAN Y'ALL!!!

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Plead the 21st

When in a losing argument an observer tells you to give up your argument and drink a beer. (the 21st amendment repealed prohibition)

Zach, I'm married to a teacher, and can tell you that you are fighting a losing battle right now. Just plead the 21st and move along.