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daughter : hey mom is February 22!
mom : ok sweetie i guess you can have a puppy
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People born in february 22 are the baddest bitches on earth. They are really pretty and they have good tastes. No wonder you have a crush on them
"You are born on february 22?? damn that’s why you’re so cool"
february 22 is the day of the hot, sexy bitches. if you're born on this day, ur superior to anyone and everyone.
feb 22 born bitch "omg it's february 22!!"
rando unimportant person "oh shit yeah"
feb 22 born bitch "bow down to me as i am ur superior"
The day where men have the biggest dicks are born. Also the day where women with the hottest guest urges are born
Damn, Tyler has a hog. He was born on February 22.
Oh my God, why is that girl so hot?
- she was born on February 22
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National horny/hickie day. Get turned by someone and have some fun.
Today is February 22. You wanna come over.
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Where a guy named Adam gets to slap a girl named Meghan’s ass
Adam : slaps meghans ass**
Meghan: why’d you do that
Adam: it’s February 22
Meghan: oh ok fine but only for today
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Chocky milk day. On february 22, we all drink a cup of chocky milk.
Someone: Yo, have u drank a cup of chocky milk today?
person: No, why?
someone: wtf dude it's february 22nd.