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if you were born on this day, ur a crackhead and the funniest person ever. periodt.
McKenzie: “yo when were you born?”
Lilly: “January 22nd, why?”
McKenzie: “that explains a lot..”
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January 22 the day your guy best friend has to twerk and send a video of him doing it
Emily: It’s January 22
Some guy friend:oh ok here’s a video of me twerking
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The best person in the worlds birthday: the mayor of flavor town himself! Guy Fieri!
Guy Fieri’s birthday is on January 22
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national give your girlfriend your hoodie day
it’s january 22 so give that girl you like a cute hoodie
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January 22 Is the Day The Biggest Crackheads On This Planet Were Born. If You Were Born On This Day, You’re Most Likely The Funniest Of All Your Friends. Also Your Name Is Probably Chris.
Friend 1: “hey whens your birthday?”
You: “January 22”
Friend 1&2: “ Man I Totally Want To Be Their Friend”
You: *Wink*
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National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 22
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
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january 22 national piggyback day .
Joey : give me a piggyback ride !!
Rachel : why ?
Joey : it’s january 22.. duhh !!
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