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The best birthday of all if u are born on this day your officially a reall g
yo when was u born. December 22nd. ahh your a real g
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The day that the best bitches were born.
They are so caring and loving and just so fuckin amazing <3
Dedicated to a certain someone
Person 1: Bro you know what today is?!
Person 2: Naw dude, what's today?
Person 1: Its December 22nd! Happy birthday BIOTCH!
This is the day where you have to do the stanky leg before anyone mentions Christmas, if somebody mentions Christmas during or before the stanky leg you must bang your head agains a wall until your mum says “AHHHHHH”
“Why is your head so red”. “It’s bcuz it’s December 22nd” “ahh sucks man”
A bitch was born today, but it's alright. Go wish her a happy birthday and don't give her a gift cause you gotta save money dor Christmas presents.
john: you it's my gf's birthday, what should i get her?
josh: you don't have to get her anything man, it's december 22nd
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the cutest people were born on December 22nd
ex: I love girls who were born on December 22nd.
December 22nd
This day is the day the frat monkeys are going to attack. Hide your wife,your children and the mountain dew. Its go time bois.
( @bumblefeetj0ice on twitter to see the frat monkey)
Bob: "Hey Jim its December 22nd..... You know what that means"
Jim: "Grab the fly swatters"