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slap your best friend in the face day
it’s october 25th which meansss...*slaps best friend*
National Suck Your Homies Dick Day! On this day , you are allowed to give a homie of your choice a blowjob in public! Have fun blowing off your best friends!
Dude, on October 25th, I’m slurping your cock
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October 25th is mostly known as “the best day ever”. People always expierence the best things on that day.
Bro 1: what day is it?
Bro 2: october 25th, why bro?
Bro 1: it’s the best day ever bro
Bro 2: why bro?
Bro 1: because i’m spending it with you bro
Bro 2: bro
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Go fuck yourself day. This day is me at for clowns to go fuck themselves
October 25th is known as go fuck yourself day
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October 25th is national belly rub day. This is the day you are obligated to give your significant other all the belly rubs they desire. This also includes kisses and cuddles.
"Oh bro, your 1 year anniversary is on October 25th? Man, you gotta give your girl some mad ass belly rubs and kisses and cuddles."
It's the fucking law
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National jerk off day. Jerk off as much as you want for no reason
Guy 1: I jerked off like 10 times yesterday bro!
Guy 2: Ew bro why?
Guy 1: Because it was October 25th bro
national slap a short blonde day
it’s October 25th slap that short blonde