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National punch the tallest person you know
Person: I really wanna punch her, She’s too tall! You: Oh, well it’s October 26, national punch the tallest person you know day!
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A day that beast awesome people are born on!
If your born on this day you are just about one of the coolest and bossest people ever!
Best day EVER!
Person 1: Shit, I wish I was born on October 26!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Cause then I'd be BEAST AND AMAZING
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National give your crush a flower day
person 1: here's a flower
person 2: why
person 1: it's October 26th
person 2: oooooooh
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Hey Stephan, go give your mom a hug and remind her how much you love her!
October 26 is a loving day!
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National Cricket Day
Only bitches are afraid of crickets so use this day as an excuse to scare then
"October 26th is national cricket day so you know what that means......"
"You are gonna scare that bitch with some crickets?"
"Hell yeah"
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National Crush Day on this day you have to kiss your crush or ask them out.
Bob: Hey Jane come here.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Cause I’m gonna French kiss your ass.
Jane: Oh yeah it’s October 26th
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