March 27

Give head to your boyfriend

March 27 is awesome

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March 27

National Appreciation Day for the Gay Babies of your friend group.

Smother and spoil your small gay friends on this day and shower them with your own gay love.

Or just say no homo or no hetero, either way, pop off sis-

Omg!!! It's March 27th!! Time to smother my gay little FuCkIn sHiTs- 💞💞💞

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March 27

IT’S SPRING BREAK!!!!! Your parents HAVE TO take you to siesta key Florida!! AND THEY CANT SAY NO! THEY ALSO HAVE TO PAY! GOOD LUCK TO THEM

You: Hey mom and dad so siesta key for spring break?
Them: No
You: it’s March 27th
Them: fine

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March 27

March 27 is national nut tap day where you and your friends walk around school playing the nut tap game. Girls are not allowed because of an unfair advantage.

If you don’t know what the nut tap game is look it up.

*hit friend in the nuts*
Friend: what was that for
You: it’s march 27 national nut tap game day

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March 27

eat your girlfriends pussy out today boys

yo it’s march 27 i gotta eat my girlfriends pussy

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march 27

The date of someone who was born as a dumb fuck

Person 1:u were born on March 27 person 2:yeah I know I’ma dumb fuck

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march 27

toatsmagoats day

calender says *march 27* HAPPY TOATSMAGOATS DAY!

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