February 29

Today is the day that you finally get to Fuck Your Best Friend. And they can’t say NO when you ask them. Hope you have fun.🤪

You: guess what today is

BSF: it’s February 29th
You: That means that we get to Fuck a best friend

BSF: ok I’m ready

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february 29

National fuck your brother day

'yo wanna fuck?'
'no, I'm your brother that's disgusting!'
'its February 29th though..'
'oh ok!!'

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February 29

National ass day!

“Hey did u know that today is February 29 ?”
“And?”
“It’s the national ass day!!”
“Okay i think I’ll show you mine then hehe”