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Today is the day that you finally get to Fuck Your Best Friend. And they can’t say NO when you ask them. Hope you have fun.🤪
You: guess what today is
BSF: it’s February 29th
You: That means that we get to Fuck a best friend
BSF: ok I’m ready
National fuck your brother day
'yo wanna fuck?'
'no, I'm your brother that's disgusting!'
'its February 29th though..'
'oh ok!!'
February 29, be nice to remy day is today
Hey Remy you look nice today
February 29 aka the day where you slap your least favorite teacher. It only happens once every 4 years so make it count!
Bonus points if it’s a brick
Student: yo teacher it’s February 29 you know what that means
Teacher: oh no shiver me timbers
People born on February 29 are special. They are some of the best and most kind people you will meet. They also give the most love. You would be lucky if you could get someone born on February 29
Teagan: “yo my girl was born on February 29”
Emmet: “ dang you’re lucky af”
“Hey did u know that today is February 29 ?”
“And?”
“It’s the national ass day!!”
“Okay i think I’ll show you mine then hehe”
International racism day! free n-word passes for 24 hours
Guy 1: How is it going nigga.
Guy 2: You can't say that! It's even black history month!
Guy 1: chill it's February 29th.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: You see on February 29th Saint nigguals gives free n-word passes for all the good boys who havent done a racism in the past 4 years.
Guy 2: Oh great so I still can't say it
Guy 1: Why tho?
Guy 2: You know why you stupid ni