February 29

Today is the day that you finally get to Fuck Your Best Friend. And they can’t say NO when you ask them. Hope you have fun.🤪

You: guess what today is

BSF: it’s February 29th
You: That means that we get to Fuck a best friend

BSF: ok I’m ready

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february 29

National fuck your brother day

'yo wanna fuck?'
'no, I'm your brother that's disgusting!'
'its February 29th though..'
'oh ok!!'

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February 29

National ass day!

“Hey did u know that today is February 29 ?”
“And?”
“It’s the national ass day!!”
“Okay i think I’ll show you mine then hehe”

February 29

International racism day! free n-word passes for 24 hours

Guy 1: How is it going nigga.
Guy 2: You can't say that! It's even black history month!
Guy 1: chill it's February 29th.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: You see on February 29th Saint nigguals gives free n-word passes for all the good boys who havent done a racism in the past 4 years.
Guy 2: Oh great so I still can't say it
Guy 1: Why tho?
Guy 2: You know why you stupid ni

February 29, be nice to remy day

Be nice to any remys you meet

February 29, be nice to remy day is today
Hey Remy you look nice today