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if they use these marry them mwah
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To get outnumbered and overruled by a religious minority, usually in a controversial way that goes against the public’s best interests.
They have to censor “god damn” on the radio or else the station will get 6-3’d
Since SCOTUS 6-3’d women’s rights, we as a nation are worse off than we have been in the last 150 years
The reason youll probably be buying a 3-D t.v. Will also lead to less men cheating on there wives and more time in their den.
Best Buy ad: Now only at best buy. New Samsung Full 1080P 3-D T.V. with new features such as 3-D movies, shows, and now 3-D pornography
Man: Hey babe, instead of this whole wedding thing, why dont we get a new t.v.
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When a period is so heavy that it's thick and chunky
Boy: "Hey wanna have period sex?"
Girl: "We really shouldn't, this is a 3-D period"
It when a team pulled a 28-3 lead in a game (this can happen only in football)
The Bills got 28-3'd but live it and didn't lose.
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1: Porn thats like avatar in the sense that its 3-D and shit.
2: Porn that you can watch were its actually you're going to get came on the face, or poked in the face, or you can smell the girls stinkyspeedway.
1: Josh: Wow dude! That dude just came all over my chin!
Wyatt: This 3-D porn is awesome! Its almost like im in her stinkyspeedway!
2: Dude! This 3-D porn is crazy! Its like that guys dick was poking me in the face!
3: Its 3-D and shit.
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