3 years, 3000 devs

A statement people say when they are frustrated with the lack of content or game-breaking bugs/glitches in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2022). The statement is a reference to the amount of time spent working on the game (3 years) and the amount of developers who worked on the game (3000). People use the phrase in mockery of the fact that even after 3 long years of the game's development, with a massive amount of 3000 developers putting time into developing the game, it still manages to be a horribly broken, unfinished, and incomplete mess.

- In response to game-glitches -
*MWII hard-crashes and reboots Jeff's computer*
Jeff: ... are you serious? 3 years, 3000 devs, and this shit wasn't fixed by them?

- In response to lack of content -
*MWII releases only one new map and 2 new guns for the newest season*
Eric: Only one map for the entire season, and it's just a remake?!? 3 years, 3000 devs, and they still can't even pump out at least 4 maps per season?!?!

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3 year old mexican

a guy who acts like a toddler and might as well be but already got their mexican accent

dude: omg look its 3 year old mexican haha lol

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hung like a 3 year old

When you have a small pecker

Walter has a small peter, it looks like he is hung like a 3 year old.

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Star Wars according to a 3 year old

A home video, originally posted on Youtube, of a little girl reviewing the plot of "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" at the kitchen table in the way only a 3 year old can. She is very articulate for a child her age - despite the fact that her sypnosis ends at Princess Leia's planet getting "blowed up". The video has been parodied numerous times, and has recieved several Youtube comments accusing the filmmaker of "working the kid too hard" in order to produce the film.

"... but don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll get you!" - little girl in "Star Wars according to a 3 year old"

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opposite 3-year-old syndrome

when your parents are trying to figure out something like Facebook and are asking why this or why that.

Mom/Dad: Why can't I see my funspace????

you:because you hafta look in your apps

Them: well it's not on the side there so do I not have it anymore?????

you: no you hafta look in your apps!

Them: well it used to be here and now it's not!!!!

you:Man you have like opposite 3-year-old syndrome or something.

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3 year-old

A doctorate program that can be completed in online in 3 years during Covid when it should take 6-8 years and the highly questionable folks who are calling themselves 'doctor.'

I had to deal with a fucking 3 year-old pharmacist today questioning my Harvard Psychiatrists orders the patient has been safely on for 10 years.