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To give someone some good head
did you do the nasty with jacob
yeah, i gave mans the glockglock 3000
that’s what’s up
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The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!
Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!
André Benjamin on May 27, 1975 in Atlanta, Georgia is an American rapper, hip hop producer and actor. He is half of the successful hip hop duo OutKast. This guys so fly he has a video (hey ya)with a band ( The Love Below) composed of variations of himself on different instruments.
His aliases include: Dre, Possum Aloysius Jenkins, Dookie, Benjamin André, Johnny Vulture, Funk Crusador, Love Pusher, Touchy Tiger, and Nookie Blossumgang III.
Andre 3000 is currently the voice of Sunny Bridges in the cartoon, Class Of 3000 on Cartoon Network.
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Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"
Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."
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WORST...WEBSITE...EVER...
Supposedly a good website to help children with their reading skills. It actually might help for spelling and occasionally definitions but nothing else.
You have to take a quiz to determine your reading level. The website will then give you articles at your reading level. After reading the articles you have to take a quiz. You then get graded on the quiz and the grade gets sent to your teacher.
Sounds pretty good, huh? WRONG!!!!
My school has to pay $10,000 for it each year!!!! (So that's where all the money is going to). Many of the answers are wrong. When you get the answer right it gives you a pink highlighted word ("Wow!!" "Good Job!!" "Keep It Up!!" The kind of stuff that makes you want to commit suicide because it's so retarded) that is supposed to encourage you to do better. NO IT DOESN'T!!!! And they have no articles that have anything interesting in them. I looked up war because that's interesting and guess what happens!! "Sorry, no results were found". Wow.
Do not ever use this damn website.
"The school pays $10,000 a year for this Teenbiz 3000 crap? The principal must have signed the paper with a gun pointing to her head".
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a song made by a despacito spider god
every luis fonsi fan: I HOPE DESPACITO 3000 WILL BE RELEASED TODAY!