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National Be nice to your boyfriend day
boyfriend: it’s may 30th
girlfriend: so what?
boyfriend: that means you have to be nice to me
The day when you have to be extra nice and complimentive to your girlfriend
“I hate you, bitch!”
“Wait, it’s May 30th! that means you have to be nice to me because i’m your girlfriend”
international break your arm day
did you hear about that international break your arm day? it’s may 30th this year! i heard they’re doing it to make the amount of broken arms and legs the same.
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May 30th is National Sex Day. You have to have sex with anyone who asks you to, no matter what.🤷
Guy - Hey Olivia wanna have sex?
Girl - No thank you.
Guy - But it's May 30th?
Girl - What's May 30th?
Guy - National Sex Day!
Girl - Okay fine..
Kiss your crush 3x day
Free pass to Kiss your crush 3 times
Hey guess what it's may 30th it mean 3 kisses
National Lena 'Tracer' Oxton day. The most important day in the year, where everyone pays attention to their favorite brit. This includes Hugs, kisses, compliments and hardcore sex. All hail Tracer
"Oh my god I forgot today was May 30th, national Tracer day and now i'm being hung for my crimes against Humanity!"
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May 30th is "International Ignore All Boys Named Wira Day"
Wira: Hi!
Girl: I can't talk to you today.
Wira: Why?
Girl: It's May 30th! International Ignore All Boys Named Wira Day
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