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Utterly a peaceful butterfly, protect and guard the flowers and its friends.
You are such January 31, I can't stop adoring everything about you
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Idc who you are or if they ain’t feeling it, January 31 should be the day you get your shit together and wife them tf up
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FUCK YEAH. If you have the birthday January 31st y’all are some funny ass people. I swear you guys don’t like talking to people but you play it off like you do. Kinda like y’all are crackheads but if wife y’all up tbh.
Random person: OH hi!
January 31st ppl: fuck man
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The day women with the coziest pussy are born.
Devin: "what's your birthday?"
Emily: "January 31."
Devin: "That explains why it's so hard to pull out!"
National slap your homophobic and ugly cousin!
Yes its true! Its finally the day to get all your anger out!
"Hey its January 31!"
"What? WHY DID YOU SLAP ME?!"
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The day where short people must do everything short people want!
January 31 is a day for tall people to get what they want.
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1 in 1000 people born on this day are weebs ÙwÚ
Shrek is a hot anime character btw...Just letting you know.... Teehee
January 31st is pretty funky ÙwÚ
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