The day a real nigga was born
Aye yβall know Des birthday on May 31st right ?
Yeah ! Thatβs a real nigga birthday !
267π 53π
Where y'all lonely people can finally feel loved on may 31
162π 34π
The day the best and purest crackheads were birthed.
Tom: Yo bro itβs Tits birthday she was born on may 31 yk what that means crackhead but sheβs fire.
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Hang out with your gf/bf/so day!!
By Brittney
Y/n: You wanna go to the movies?
Oliver: No, I have to study for a test.
Y/n: To bad it's may 31st.
11π 1π
National grab and smack ass day π
Guy: Do you know what May 31 is?
Girl: No what is it
Guy: *Slaps girls ass* Itβs grab/slap ass day
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