35

This is a sexual position for the morbidly obese. One fatty sucks a second fatty's arm weenus. At the same time, the second fatty is sucking the first fatty's right leg weenus.

Woman: Get the take out off the bed and lets "35" sweetie
Man: You are so much tastier than this Peking Duck honey, great idea

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35

code word for asian(also the code for rice)

Check out the 35 in your line yo....

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35

Gay Male Sex
Boob Sex
Fat Hairy Old Pedifile-y Highschool Students
Fat People Sex

I Went To Vegas And Had A 35 With A 35 And Then A Hot Chick Came In And I Totally Went Straight And Gave Her A 35.

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F-35

5th generation multirole stealth aircraft that radiates pure sexual energy as opposed to radar return. The intensity of the erotic and lewd feelings that stir in one’s loins upon sight of it have made it controversial project much like the gay-bomb. Many overstate the cost of an individual F-35 to be as high as $1B per unit (or one-third of a B-2 at current exchange rates). These people are morons. They’re actually around 70 mil. They also come in 3 variants, (4 including the Israeli variant (5 including the submersible variant in current testing) talk about wet and messy)) all the more to suit an individual nation’s tastes in how they like their planefu. (I would absolutely fuck an F-35C right in the VTOL.)

I want to fuck the F-35 so goddamn much

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35 anima

When you do something that should be fun and rewarding for everyone, but only one of you get the reward and the rest get something useless, based on the endgame progression system from the video game World of Warcraft.

I slept with my boyfriend and he got off, but all I got was 35 anima.

Rule 35

An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made.

Jessie searched the internet for hours looking for a pornographic video of a priest inserting a carrot up a man's urethra before he finally invoked rule 35.

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34+35

the second song by ariana grande in her new album, positions. Or another term for the sex position 69. 34+35=69

Fuck me till the daylight.

34+35Means I wanna 69 with you

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