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This is the highest, and most egregious, of degrees in which a person can commit douchebaggery. Different from douchebaggery in the 1st and 2nd degrees, all innocence has gone out the window with this one. It is the most blatant act of which a person can perform. Typically, one who commits such an act has ridden the slippery slope of douchebaggery all the way to the bottom, and now they rest themselves in the staunchest pool of disdain by their peers. Selfishness, greed, talking loudly in libraries, and snaggled teeth are the trademarks of the 3rd-degree douche. Penalties in this case are most severe, and may include any (or all) of the following:
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye
Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
*No adequate, all-encompassing, example currently exists for douchebaggery in the 3rd degree. By now, you'll know who they are.
When an intelligent person gets annoyed at an annoying, stubborn dumb person, he calls Bullshit of the 3rd Degree
After hours, Stephen Hawking got annoyed at the creationist, called Bullshit of the 3rd Degree, and left
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It’s basically the same thing as involuntary manslaughter. it means causing bodily harm but not for that person to die. Like a smack in the face, or a push . Depending what state you’re in, you’ll get this charge . Minnesota has a 3rd degree murder charge
When will smith smacked the shit out of Chris Rock. If he were to die will smith would’ve went to jail for 3rd degree murder if he were in the state that has that charge .
A burn (dissing someone) which is a response, generally funnier, than an earlier statement deemed to be a burn. Generally delivered by a third party. (Can be the same party who delivered the original burn but not often.)
Person A: Your hair is ugly
Person B: Burn!
Person C: Not as ugly as your face.
Person B/D: 3rd degree burn!
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Having 3 or more degrees and still not being able to find employment thereafter.
John just finished his Master's Degree and now employers are saying he's overqualified. He already had an Associates and a Bachelors and still can't find a job! The only things he's receiving are 3rd Degree Resume BURNS!
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A person exceptionally skilled in the art of sarcasm, especially debilitating personal insults.
Guy: Nice outfit! Thrift store having a sale?
Real woman: Dead man talking!
Guy: Ooooh. Get that 3rd degree black lip with that sharp outfit?
(Real woman pummels guy to death.)
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Slang for ass rape in the heat of the moment. Used by darker races, in plea bargains.
A.A. Ron: Damn, the man always keeps a nigga down with dat 3rd degree ass play!
Lawyer: I think you mean 3rd degree rape.
A.A. Ron: Nigga, I know what i said.
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