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3rd degree murder is a murder without intent to kill someone.
Also 3rd degree murder is a thing we all should legalize
"Legalize 3rd degree murders" "Fuck i commited a 3rd degree murder"
When an intelligent person gets annoyed at an annoying, stubborn dumb person, he calls Bullshit of the 3rd Degree
After hours, Stephen Hawking got annoyed at the creationist, called Bullshit of the 3rd Degree, and left
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It’s basically the same thing as involuntary manslaughter. it means causing bodily harm but not for that person to die. Like a smack in the face, or a push . Depending what state you’re in, you’ll get this charge . Minnesota has a 3rd degree murder charge
When will smith smacked the shit out of Chris Rock. If he were to die will smith would’ve went to jail for 3rd degree murder if he were in the state that has that charge .
A burn (dissing someone) which is a response, generally funnier, than an earlier statement deemed to be a burn. Generally delivered by a third party. (Can be the same party who delivered the original burn but not often.)
Person A: Your hair is ugly
Person B: Burn!
Person C: Not as ugly as your face.
Person B/D: 3rd degree burn!
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Having 3 or more degrees and still not being able to find employment thereafter.
John just finished his Master's Degree and now employers are saying he's overqualified. He already had an Associates and a Bachelors and still can't find a job! The only things he's receiving are 3rd Degree Resume BURNS!
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A person exceptionally skilled in the art of sarcasm, especially debilitating personal insults.
Guy: Nice outfit! Thrift store having a sale?
Real woman: Dead man talking!
Guy: Ooooh. Get that 3rd degree black lip with that sharp outfit?
(Real woman pummels guy to death.)
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Slang for ass rape in the heat of the moment. Used by darker races, in plea bargains.
A.A. Ron: Damn, the man always keeps a nigga down with dat 3rd degree ass play!
Lawyer: I think you mean 3rd degree rape.
A.A. Ron: Nigga, I know what i said.
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