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National text yo ex day and not feel
Guilty about it
Rachel: is today may 3rd?
Heather: yes bitch text yo ex rq and see what’s up
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National Miranda’s Birthday Day. Hug everyone you know named Miranda and say happy birthday.
It’s May 3rd so it’s Miranda’s Birthday time to get litttttty.
National hickey day
National grab an ass day
Person 1: I gave her a hickey and grabbed her ass
Person 2: damn bro why today??
Person 1: it’s may 3rd
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May 3rd is National grab tity day
On this day you can grab your special someone’s boob
Sean: it’s May 3rd, you know what that means!
Mark: I’m gonna grab my gf’s boob!
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Hey nigga wanna kiss? No homo
Nah bro that’s gay
It’s may 3rd, national kiss your homie day
National Move a Cannon Day. Get with your friends and move the nearest cannon to a place you think it looks better.
Which cannon are moving this may 3rd? I think the one in front of jackman Hall looks good!
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