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badddddd bitchhhhh if this is ur birthday just know that u are a goddesssss and if it isnt u still rock but if u have this birthday u are caring, loving, kind capricorn luv u xoxo
person 1: hey my birthday is january 4th
person 2: oh happy birthday!
person 1: im gunna search it up in urban dictionary
person 2: ahah okay, ill search up mine
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January 4th is National Damn Daniel day. A celebration of the iconic boy, Daniel, rocking the white vans.
Person 1: “Today’s January 4th, it’s my Birthday!”
Person 2: “Damn Daniel!”
Early day of the year, and the days babies who came too late for New Years Day, also the birthday where a kid either gets no presents because Christmas was too close to the B-day, or The day the kid gets a whole bunch of presents because again Christmas was so close so the people just waited until the B-day.
Example 1: You're pregnancy was extended so you're baby will come after New Years Day on January 4th.
Example 2: Tommy got his gifts Christmas gifts on his B-day January 4th
Example 3: Tommy got his B-day presents for Christmas too even though his B-day is after Christmas on January 4th
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It’s not surprising at all that everyone born on January 4th is sexy, It’s literally the sexiest day of the year. Why would you even question it?
The day where the people with the biggest dicks are born on, their massive cock is enough to choke someone easily.
"Oh his birthday is on January 4th, his dick most be enormous!"
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January 4th is just a few days shy of the new years. Anyone born on January 4th does not get birthday presents because they received their birthday presents as Christmas-Birthday presents.
Relative: Happy Birthday! We didn't get you anything because we gave you your birthday presents for Christmas.
Someone born on January 4th: Shut up Aunt Janice, that's why you're divorced
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