Best girl was born, rest of you can choke
Whoa fiona was born on March 4th, greet her and tell her u love her and give her hugs and gifts
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March 4th is International Shit on Someone Day. This is the day where you can shit on anyone you want (including siblings)
Person 1: Hey how are you doing?
Person 2: I need to shit
Person 1: Fuck its March 4th
Person 2: Exactly *shits on them
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When the best fella in the world was born (I suggest tryna get him as yours)
Person 1: omg he's born on March 4th go speak to him gurrrl
Person 2: reckon he'd have a threesom with us?
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March 4th is officially give your girl a hoodie day so boys get a hoodie ready
Girlβitβs march 4thβ boy βandβ girl itβs give your girl a hoddie dayβ boyβoh here you go babyβ
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March 4th is National Oreo Day
Person 1: "omg i love march 4th"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "because it is national oreo day!"
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A Boy Queenπ was born on this day!
Damn Jonny mustβve been born on March 4th!
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National tickle day. On this day it is 100% legal to tickle your friend or partner at any time, as much as you want to. Best of luck :)
Friend: Itβs March 4th. You know what that means?
Other friend: *nervous sweating*
Friend: CMERE BOI >:)